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Posted On 02/08/2010 08:00:14 by icebox54


Atlanta Airport!
Some of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9L. -Allah is Great."        Pause...

Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !"

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us, ya hear




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02/12/2010 14:51:37
From: Lily

 

That is so Funny, and real to the teeth, to say the least It makes for real life comidy. With all the Suicide Trimming, and Southern Hospitality to go with it with a little sarcastic Humor, but they started all of this Humorouse outlook with Their Suicidal Young Men, Women, and Now Children. If Their Heven is such a wonderfull place, why are They killing themselves instead of setting a better Mental Attitude, with a Positive Abstenence Way of resisting buying from the USA of all of Our Products instead of hurting people, and winding up in Pergatory Hell when they arrive.

 

Well that is fitting, and they did start it, with all of their land of Infidel's, and Allah be Praised for cursing anyone in America. What do they expect when they use Suicidal Bombers like candy to a Baby, sending out their own offspring, and Killing innocent people like confetti on New Years day parade.

 

I can just see then in the Spirit Realm, asking their Ancient Families who are still waiting to be reincarnated, "have You seen My Arm lately, It has a jaggid edge like what you see on My Shoulder."?   The Comment back would sound much like this. " No, I see Jagged edges of flesh, and mixed up clothes ALL OVER THE Place, but Your Welcome to dig in the Pile to find Your Arm.  Then join us in line to get out Ticket from the Train Station to be reincarneted. Even though it is Trillions of Persons deep, I'm sure they will have a Number that We can take, then wait forever. So When you come back We'll have alot of time for that Looonnnng Story You want to tell us about what happened to Your Arm, and other Body Parts.

 


02/11/2010 21:22:28
From: masterascal
LOVE IT!!



















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